Sunday 6 March 2011

33 Tales of a Real Life Romance - Chapter 15


Good morning Miss Rapunzel... or now that we are more familiar may I call you Rapunzel?

I'd just like to thank you for taking time out of your busy schedule to give me a very professional and insightful guided tour around your wonderful facility. The views (and sensations) immediately in front of me, and those of the city sky line were equally impressive.

Thank you for fulfilling my service requests and acting in a professional manner throughout the meeting.

I look forward to doing business with you again in the near future.

Kind regards

Mr Hands x
Cold Shower Executions Manager


Dear Mr Hands

Thank you for your email.

I am glad that you were happy with the service you received. You are clearly an expert in your field and I hoped that I could meet your understandably high standards.

I feel that we make a good partnership and am happy to continue with this relationship. I suggest we arrange some more one-on-ones though as there are some things I would like to run (my hands) over.

Can I also suggest that we remain professional in our correspondence and keep the familiarity to our meetings? I'm unable to offer the services I have provided you with to anyone but my favoured clients, so I ask for your discretion at this stage.

I look forward to meeting with you again.

Miss Rapunzel x


I know it's a bit cheeky of me to copy and paste the emails that we sent each other after date 3 and pass it off as a blog post! You want to know the whole story though don't you? Exactly as it happened? And this is what occurred next!

Plus I wanted to show off my new look blog! My bro did it as a surprise. He's a good un isn't he?! Thanks bro!

Thank you all for continuing to read and a special mention to those who comment. I love, love, love reading them! You guys are the best!

The next installment in the Hands and Rapunzel saga is coming soon. Read it to find out what I'm not happy about...

Rapunzel x


Hyla said...

love the bold new colors!

Vapid Vixen said...

I'm totally going to get fired from reading this at work. I'm addicted! It's a problem.

Rapunzel said...

Thanks Hyla - I do too! I keep forgetting it has changed so get a surprise every time I go one it!

Don't worry if you lose your job Vapid Vixen - you can bask in the knowledge that you've made my whole week with that comment!

Thanks for reading ladies x said...

Your bro is good and so are you. I think I need a cold shower after reading these emails.
Keep enjoying, and hopefully you are not too unhappy about what occurs next.

jo said...

i love the purple hues of your new blog look. i love the emails that you and hands have been exchanging. i love to know what happens next.

Anonymous said...

Loving the new look blog Rapunzel. Very cool.

And you and Mr Hands just seem to be talking filth in a very innocent way. Brilliant.

Taggart said...

loving the new look, pat on the back for bro, at least he's done something useful for a change!

Glen said...


Miss Rapunzel,

I think you might have sent your email to the wrong address as I am not sure what service I have received from you. Were you my waitress at Nandos last week?

However I am most honoured you consider me an expert in my field as I have spent many many years perfecting the art of making hand sculptures out of matchsticks and do indeed consider myself among the best!

I always try and maintain a professional tone in my correspondence because the people who supply my matchsticks demand it, so I am well used to that.

I would like to set up a meeting to discuss what it is you would like to run your hands over, but should warn you that if you break you buy, my models are very fragile.

with regards

Hans McNummpty

The Goddess! said...

Loving the new look!! Talent obviously runs in the family x nice one bro x
Hurry up with the next blog Purple fairy.... x

Pupa said...

Absolute class! I hope there isn't too much to be unhappy about, as I'm not sure I could take it. We want to feel warm and fuzzy, not cold and disappointed.

Love the new look, very sultry!

Pupa x

P said...

Haha, brilliant!

You both give good email, that's for sure!

Rapunzel said...

Thanks Robyn! I'll tell my parents you've said both their kids are good!

Thanks Jo! And you shall be the first to know!!

Thanks Anonymous! I really don't know what you mean though.... ;-)

I'm quite surprised that The Bro hasn't been on making smart remarks in reply to your comment Taggart. Ah we're all growing up!


Rapunzel said...

Glen, Glen, Glen. Can you please start putting a bit more effort in to your comments please. These half-assed efforts just aren't acceptable.

You sound nice Hans McNumpty. And a fellow Scot I presume?!

Thanks Goddess! You do say the nicest things!

Thanks Pupa! It would be nice if everything could be 'warm and fuzzy' for forever wouldn't it?!

Thanks Pupa though as I work in TV and not in an office like Hands I found it really difficult writing a business email!!! Glad you think I pulled it off!!

Thanks as ever all for commenting!

The Bro said...

Yes...well done me. :D

Goddess, thankyou. Hope you're enjoying the new job.

Taggart - shut your face!!

Caleb said...

Hands? Cold showers?


Oh well... maybe next time?

I like the emails though... for a second I was like "this sounds... dirty." but then I realized "omg- this IS dirty!"


Are Scottish girls just classier?

Hmm. Poll time. (heh heh "pole time")

Sorry. ADD.


upsidedowngirl said...

I'm loving this little interlude!! And how is it possible that it is only date 3!! I am aware it's been going on for weeks, but still, date 3!!



Rapunzel said...

Bro - Hey you know very well that mum taught you to respect your elders!

Yes Caleb us Scottish lassies are renowned for being classy!

I'm sorry Upsidedowngirl! Just cause I had to wait so many weeks between dates that shouldn't mean you have to! I'll stop it immediately!

Thanks for your comments. Next post up now... Rapunzel x

Dater at Large said...

Excellent upgrade! And now it is I that am jealous of you. Or your brother, I guess. I've spent weeks prepping my little bro's resume and references and giving him interview tips with nothing in return. He doesn't know anything about the magic of the internets!

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