Hot doctor alert!
Only just the other week, I questioned the existence of real-life Dr McDreamys. Turns out there is at least one.
My best mate has seen him.
Unfortunately for me, he is in Scotland so absolutely no-where near my hospital.
And unfortunately for my best mate, she was hand-cuffed to a junkie when she met him.
I should add that this wasn't down to some weird hobby that she has. No, she's a cop. She was at work.
Actually I don't think she was hand-cuffed to the junkie but as I'm telling the story and it makes it seem more dramatic, that's what I'm saying.
Anyway, as I said, best mate (who we will now refer to as Taggart) was with her cop sidekick and afore-mentioned junkie waiting for the doc to come and fix the junkie's hand which was gushing with blood.
Junkie was complaining about Taggart and Sidekick arresting him and how he was probably going to get three years. Just general chit-chat.
Until, in walked....according to Taggart...the most beautiful man alive.
A real-life Dr McDreamy.
McDreamy started seeing to the junkie (so to speak) while Taggart fantasised about his bedside manner and wished she wasn't at work. Or sitting with a junkie and a sidekick? How was she meant to flirt with them in the way? And while wearing very unsexy shoes for that matter?
There wasn't actually anything about the situation that was similar to how she'd imagined meeting the future Mr Taggart.
McDreamy finally left the room and she turned to her...er...comrades. 'Ohmigod, howwwwww hot is he?!'
Except he hadn't actually left the room.
Turns out he still had a bit more doctor stuff to do.
He continued 'doctoring' while Junkie and Sidekick sniggered and Taggart wished she was somewhere else. Anywhere else.
After forever, McDreamy finished his thing and properly left the room and Junkie and Sidekick erupted into laughter.
Taggart felt embarrassed.
Junkie, perhaps thinking Taggart would let him go if he was nice to her, started questioning Sidekick's ability as a sidekick. He reckoned that a proper, supportive sidekick would have helped Taggart get McDreamys phone number.
He asked Taggart if he should get it for her when he gets out of prison. Though in his Glasgow accent, it was a bit more like...
'Hen, di yae waaant mi tae fun oot his numburrrr fur yae whin ahm oot tha jail?'
Taggart was not impressed.
No, not because a junkie was offering to be her Cilla.
It was more to do with the time-frame..
'You'll get me his number when you get out of jail?! In three years?! I'd better be blimming married to him by then!!'
