Tuesday 15 June 2010

18 My Hug For You

Who wouldn't want to receive an email titled 'My Hug For You' first thing on a Tuesday morning?

I was delighted.

Okay I didn't recognise the name of the sender, but if they were happy to give out hugs, I would be happy to receive them.

I opened the mail and started to read...

Good morning!

Please, contribute some time to read this mail and you would not regret about it.

I suppose it would be a surprise for you but I want you to find some time to read this letter. Firstly, I want to answer the first question that you can ask me about “Where I took your e-mail?” 7 month ago, I logged the sugardaddie.com web site. Do you know it? It can be so that you do not remember me but earlier we had a talk there. I do not have an access to the Internet for a long time and that is why I could not send a message you. Now I have it and I guess we can continue our talk.
I think you are also looking for goo relations, right. I suppose that it is the only possibility for me and that is why I decided to send letter for you.

Now I want to tell you about myself. I am Rima. I am 28 years old.I went through pain and suffering during my life. Now I am happy because everything I have now I have achieved by myself. But I have no boyfriend, that is what I want to change my life now. I want to find a man who will understand and help me. He should be not only as a man but a good friend also. I want to open my heart and soul in a full way.
Now I do not depend on somebody and provide own myself. I have a good job,which satisfies all my needs. I lead healthy-life style from my childhood and regularly go in for sports. I do not drink and smoke. If you want to know me better, please, answer to my letter.

I guess we would enjoy of our talk with you. I hope you do not regret that paid attention, read this letter, and will surely reply to me. I am waiting for your answer to start our long and interesting communication. Yours Rima.

What a lovely email. Rima was right - I was glad I'd read it and I certainly did not 'regret about it.'

Admittedly I'm not exactly overjoyed about the fact she has 'outed me' by announcing that I was on sugardaddie.com. I was never going to tell you. I was too embarrassed. She looks so nice in her photo above though, that I don't think I could stay angry at her.

Yes, when I started online dating in a bid to find a man, that was my website of choice. I actually had high hopes for it. I know the usual connotations of a sugar daddy are of rich men who lavish money on poorer, younger females in return for 'companionship' but that's not how it is nowadays is it?

Well yes, actually it is, if the sort of men that contacted me are anything to go by.

There was the one whose first email to me mentioned the size of his appendage.

Or there was the guy who wanted to take me skiing but insisted that I'd have to be 'discreet.'

Actually even my first post about starting online dating will read a whole lot differently to you, now you know that I'd unwisely become a sugarbabe.

Hmmm. It wasn't exactly a success.

Mind you, I might not have any luck finding my Mr Right on it, but it looks like I've made a lovely new friend. I must admit that I can't remember talking to any females when I was a member, but if Rima said I did, then I must have.

It doesn't really matter anyway. Just as long as we've found each other now cause Rima and I have a lot in common.

She wants to find a man who will 'understand and help' her. Me too! I want a man that has no problems with my Scottish accent, and will help me carry my bags when I've been to the supermarket.

She wants to 'open her heart and soul in full way.' Only the other day I was telling my concierge that I wanted to do the same.

She's had 'pain and suffering' in her life. I have as well. Just yesterday I had a bit of a headache.

In fact the only difference is that I'm not looking for a 'goo relationship.' I'm not keen on any kind of 'goo' at all. I find it difficult even when people blow their noses around me cause I think of what is coming out.

Other than that though, I think Rima and I have the potential to become great friends. So you'll understand if I stop blogging it is just that I'm very busy having 'long and interesting communication' with my new BFF.


Unknown said...

Haha! Love it. Bless Rima.

And what a lovely sugarbabe you would make.

Helen said...

Hahahahahaha! Just cackled at my desk to this. x

Tuppence said...

Bah, I thought I was your new BFF! Thrown over for Rima eh? And after I opened my heart and soul in a full way and spilled all those embarrassing secrets...(Hmm, maybe that's what did it?)

The idea of 'goo relations' is intriguing though. That gives me an image in my mind of family members made out of sticky gloopy stuff. Either that or couples wrestling naked in jelly.


Rapunzel said...

Amazing, three out of the four girls I need to speak to...I just wondered if it would be okay if I invite Rima on our next BNO?

She might not be a blogger but she has a way with words doesn't she?!

I don't want you getting jealous though Tuppence. I have enough love in my heart and my soul for you both/all.


Phoenix said...

Ha ha loved it! Goo relationships are the best, they help you stick together ha ha (I'm an idiot)

Plentymorefishoutofwater said...

Is that really a pic of her? Anyway, I guess I won't be speaking to you on Skype for a while so I hope all is well with you. We'll have to have a catch up soon. Nice post x

*Plentymorefishoutofwater - One Man's Dating Diary*

jo said...

hahaha! i love this. well hey if you guys don't find a man on the website, at least you found each other. that's what goo relationships are made of :)

Ca88andra said...

Hahahaha! I'd beware of goo relationships, they sound sticky!

Miss OverThinker said...

I like this Rima chick.. so if things don't work out with you and her, send her my contact info.. I think we'll get along great..

Anonymous said...

HA! You crack me up Rapunzel! I'm not a fan of goo either. It's okay that you were on Sugardaddy. At least you made a new friend out of it.

Rapunzel said...

Phoenix, Jo and Ca88andra - I might have to use all your lines in my reply back to her!

Fishy, I'm so glad that you are finally letting me move on...

Miss Overthinker, stop trying to cut my grass! Rima's my friend and I'm sure it will work with us.

Thanks for understanding Snaf. I was so worried that all my readers would desert me after that little confession!

Thanks all for commenting. I love you all. Not as much as I like my new BFF though! Rx

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hahaha! i love this. well hey if you guys don't find a man on the website, at least you found each other. that's what goo relationships are made of :)
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